Some teaser tweets last month got everybody hyped for the grand opening, and the inclusion of Eddie Murphy’s egregiously awful 1985 pop hit (produced by Rick James!) is just the cherry on top.I feel compelled to express my profound dismay at the appalling treatment I endured from the security guards at Desert Diamond Casino West Valley.

The Diamond has been an enormous, inaccessible, under-construction lot in GTA Online for most of the past six years.

More perks are coming soon, says Rockstar. Moreover, those who link their Twitch Prime accounts with their Rockstar Games Social Club accounts will get the joint for free, plus $1.25 million in-world bucks and a 15-percent bonus on purchases of Shark Cash Cards. Well, Rockstar’s not too clear on what the gating is, but it sounds easy as they want everyone playing these new missions. How much does the Penthouse cost? They’re like $4.99 at the 7-Eleven, right? Oh, not that Penthouse. Those who want to buy their new look straight up can visit the Diamond Casino’s store. The first one available is the Truffade Thrax (pictured above). There’s a Lucky Wheel in the lobby doling out freebies like chips, cash and clothes, with a luxury auto as a jackpot. This is probably because that currency can be bought for real money. The gambling pays out with “a variety of prizes,” so it doesn’t sound like people are playing for in-world cash. Additional work is available from the mission-giver Agatha Baker, the Diamond’s operations boss. The posh suite is customizable, and it also confers membership in The Diamond family, which comes with a set of missions.Īccording to a post on Rockstar Newswire, that involves helping the Diamond’s owner, Tao Cheng, and the resort staff “protect their investment from the clutches of a corrupt family of Texan petrochemical magnates.” The missions are a series of co-op jobs that pays out awards for every completion, and players who hose the whole thread will get a brand-new vehicle. The story stuff unfolds once players take ownership of a Master Penthouse atop the building. (Virtual) gambling activities include (three-card) poker, blackjack, roulette, slot machines, and good ol’ Inside Track Betting, whose outrageous horse names ( scroll down here) thousands of GTA: San Andreas fans will fondly recall. Grand Theft Auto Online’s long-awaited casino, the Diamond Casino & Resort, opens to players on Tuesday, July 23, and it’s coming with a set of story-based cooperative missions.

Diamond casino update